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<div align="center">A Less Rude Song<br>
by Anonymous<br>
<br>
<div align="left"> They say<br>
The Iliac Bay<br>
Is the place to barrel around<br>
Without a bit of apparel on,<br>
As advertised in that carol song<br>
A tune that's sung as the west wind blows<br>
About it's lovely not wearing any clothes.<br>
Ladies singing high notes, men singi<font face=1>ng lows,<br>
Implying that the most luscious depravity<br>
And complete absence of serious gravity<br>
Can only be found in the waterous cavity<br>
Of Iliac Bay.<br>
<br>
If you are the type who is more a sinner than a sinned,<br>
You'll find it all in Morrowind.<br>
<br>
But the truth, my child,<br>
Is that nothing more wild<br>
That an ordinary fashion<br>
Kind of slightly mad passion<br>
Can be detected if at all<br>
In Sentinel and Daggerfall.<br>
<br>
Whatever your odd needs: feathered, scaled, or finned,<br>
You'll find it all in Morrowind<br>
<br>
It's an invention of bards<br>
That Bretons and Redguards<br>
Have more than some staid fun<br>
And suffer deviant fornication.<br>
For the most of madness, not the least,<br>
The wise debaucher heads out east.<br>
<br>
Where your once steely reserve is now merely tinned,<br>
You'll find it all in Morrowind.<br>
<br>
In Morrowind,<br>
There is sin.<br>
But, pray, do not confuse Dunmer variety<br>
With that found in tepid Western society<br>
Compared to which, it nearly is piety.<br>
It isn't terribly ingenious calling it prudery<br>
Observing the Dark Elf aversion to nudity.<br>
After all, the preferred sort of lewdity<br>
In these parts is far more pernicious.<br>
From the Ashlanders to the wettest fishes<br>
You'll find pleasure and pain quite delicious<br>
In Morrowind.<br>
<br>
If you find yourself with unkind kinship with your kin<br>
You'll find it all in Morrowind. |